Published on July 25, 2004 By Lizzie Finkleberry In Humor

my tummy's flabby
my arm's aren't toned
my nails are shoddy
bit down to the bone

my hair gets greasy
pimple on my chin
when i need a hug
all i get is a grin

my grades are dropping
shit, what will i do?
my parents get angry
but wouldn't you too?

their daughter's a crazy
or so people say
she studies and studies
but can't get an 'A'

i have many crushes
and though they are good
i hope they will like me
but none of them would

i shop on the weekends
paint nails on my toes
if one girls is slutty
we'll call her a hoe

slap on these nicknames
like paint from a tin
we think they are funny
but nobody wins

i hope i have touched you
hope you'll pass the test
i will get a boyfriend
for i have big breasts!

Comments
on Jul 25, 2004
lol! Well, if you've got big breasts then you're bound to get a boyfriend! : ) Good poem.
on Jul 30, 2004
ta!